Tin-Foil hat champion in Wilmington Courtroom –

WILL CO., Wilmington, IL. (ECWd) –

Reynold’s Wrap stock probably increased yesterday from the bench trial of John Norton’s alleged disorderly conduct, which was the most crack-pot, conspiracy theory, blatant lie-filled defense I have ever witnessed. He represented himself.

The Judge found him not guilty because it did not rise to the level of disorderly conduct and because of previous contentious relationships of those allegedly involved.

Here are bullet points of Norton’s claims (which had absolutely no supporting evidence and were rarely challenged by the prosecutor) for his defense of disorderly conduct for calling a woman a Bitch, saying he knows how to kill people and get away with it, and intimidating her in a store (which he never denied, and actually admitted to):

• he pulled the red lever as a fire control officer on a submarine launching missiles, took out an air defense radar, and killed 15 people in Iraq
• he was a sonar Officer on a submarine
• he killed hundreds of people (I think he said more than 800) in the Gulf War and doesn’t lose sleep at night (updated)
• he taught at the Navy school, but the classes were so highly classified he cannot even name them
• he has hearing loss in his right ear from a submarine accident (but somehow manages to hear people in the audience whispering) – which is why he talks really loud (although when questioning his own witness, he did not talk loud)
• the watchdogs are a 501(c)(4)
• the watchdogs caused it all
• the watchdogs have a vehicle that costs more than $100,000
• the watchdogs beg for money
• the watchdogs get paid
• somebody paid the watchdogs to show up
• people follow him around and take pictures of him (failing to mention they take pictures of him when he is allegedly violating the No Stalking Order against him)
• he knows why the Russians follow him and take pictures, but doesn’t know why other people do
• he says the handicap parking at the township is illegal but acknowledges he put the sign up
• spends several minutes arguing he shouldn’t have the No Stalking Order against him because the handicap parking sign is illegal
• a bunch of people are getting together to make him look bad
• he has no history of problems until these women started stalking him
• he doesn’t own the Facebook page but does claim the name of it as his intellectual property
• he sued a bunch of people
• women are like dogs, lower than dogs, and are not human, if they disagree with him
• he identified with the judge being Puerto Rican because he is not white either, he is part European and part native American, so he understands her
• watchdogs always take pictures of him
• he was assaulted in the township building (neverminded nobody was charged in the incident), all while not mentioning there was testimony of him spitting on the person that clocked him
  
• objected to witness being sworn in with a reference to God

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